I Hate Stupid Fuckers That Can’t Get It Up
OK – I’m an old fucking man and if you put a sweet piece of teen pussy in front of me, my dick is gonna get fucking hard. So it’s only natural that when some teen slut drags her boyfriend to me to make a porn movie, I expect the young buck can at least get his shit hard. But, surprisingly enough, most of the guys that show up to “audition” ain’t got what it takes to be in porn. It was no different when Thena brought mike for this shoot.
Mike is a classic example but he’s far from the only one. Of the four times I let him try, he only finished twice – and both times it was a circus trying to keep his cock hard. WTF was I thinking to give him a second chance. They needed the money and in the end, Mike filmed me fucking his girlfriend so they could pay the rent – and hell, if you’re down with me fucking your girlfriend, bring her ass on by 
You can see some of the limp-dick attempt and a few of the videos that we made instead of shooting the limp-dick fucking boyfriends on my two amateur sites Glass Mannequin and Real Colorado Girls. Since I’m the lucky bastard that fucks all of the sisters on Bring Me Your Sister, you ain’t gonna see any limp dicks there – although we do get a lot of porn bloopers as the brothers film their own sisters getting fucked by Mr. Richard