Category Archives: Mister Richard’s Friends

Each of you knows someone that is a total fucking sextard – you know, the guy (or gal) that is totally retarded when it comes to getting laid……   Well in my case, I become a total sextard after about 2/3rds a bottle of Jack – add a pretty girl to the scene and I’m totally clueless. This pic was shot at one of my parties – and I’m betting I didn’t have any pants on either  but lucky for you – the camera person saved you the agony of looking at my dong while I was in sextard mode.


Sextard With Violet

In any case, being in porn subjects me to a lot of sextards – like the lady at Walgreens that asks why I bring in a different neighbor girl each week for the “day-after-pill”, or dumb ass wigger that thinks he’ll be the next porn superstar with his massive 5″ white-boy penis. Sure, many of the girls are sextards too. Like the time Shay first saw my huge cock and threw up her hands and said “no fucking way”, I just grinned and said, “watch me”. After ramming the entire thing in her tight little teen pussy, I looked at her and said YES FUCKING WAY, SEXTARD!

Or the time Baily showed up for a photo shoot with a yeast infection so bad that I could have had cottage cheese and peaches if I had just remembered to bring the fucking peaches. Girl, wash your cunt before a fucking nude photo shoot, SEXTARD!

And don’t forget the dumbass on MySpace that sends a girl a picture of his cock and asks if she wants to fuck – stupid fuckin move SEXTARD!

I could go on, but you get the picture.

If you want to hear more stupid shit and see tons of great porn that even a sextard can appreciate, visit today.

Awesome Sites To Find Amateur Free Porn

I’ve been producing amateur porn for about 4 years now and in that time I’ve got to know a number of the best and most honest webmasters in the business. Each of these webmasters have compiled excellent lists of the best free amateur porn sites so I thought I’d give you a little background. Each of these ladies and gents list free samples of the kind of amateur porn you will find on Glass Mannequin, Real Colorado Girls and Bring Me Your Sister. Each one of them hand reviews each site before listing on their sites it so you can be assured that you will not get trapped in a circle-jerk of annoying pop-ups or be attacked by any of the trojans or addware spam the Russians are so happy to throw at us on a daily basis.

My buddy “Licker” runs Best Wet Amateurs as part of his Best Wet Pussy site. This guy has a preference for girls that squirt so don’t be surprised if you see a few turkey basters hidden in some of the sites he lists….  Licker is always trying to get in Nymph’s pants but she’s waaaaaay to clever for him.

I run Papa’s Free Porn – and for those of you that have followed my blogs know that I have a knack for finding some of the sexiest amateurs on the internet. I never shoot porn stars and try to sell them to you as amateurs and you’ll see this in the cute amateur sex freaks I list on Papa’s Free Porn

Nymph is one of the growing number of ladies that sling porn for a living. She runs Nymph’s Amateur Porn Links where you’ll find great links with a woman’s perspective on a variety of amateur porn sites. If you want to piss Nymph off, ask her what happened to the “O” at the end of her name ;-). Seriously, Nymph is one fine lady and a great webmaster and friend – check out her site today.

Maj Stress reviews all of the amateur porn links on Tipple XXX Amateurs. The Maj is a good friend that has helped me on a number of projects during my time as a webmaster and a amateur porn site owner. He’s very picky on the quality of content he lists and even makes a lot of free amateur porn sites with content from my sites. Maj Stress also runs The Adult Search Engine where he lets you search by keyword to find the hottest and freshest amateurs on the internet.

Tekster (formerly known as TekAngle) runs  Mr Eros’ Amateur’s . Tek is one of the most thorough webmaster’s I’ve ever worked with and he does a great job of reviewing all the amateur spam and listing only the best of the best in amateur porn. Tekster also created Novice Pussy which is a great listing of amateur content from my sites. His picture posts are well worth the time to see as they provide some of the best amateur jerking material on the internet.

OK – here’s the amateur page of my very first link site  Outlaw Amateur Porn. This site is reviewed by none other than me – a.k.a. PapaGMP, a.k.a. Mr. Richard. You’ll find ever single free pic and vid ever made available for my pay sites here and tons of other great free amateur porn sites. I also list a few real great premium amateur porn site (including my own) for the guy or gal that want’s to see it all.

Twiceshy is the 2nd female webmaster to make this list.  Twice runs Bullseye Amateur Sex where she lists cute amateur faces right along side some of the kinkiest amateur porn I’ve ever seen. If you ever run into Twiceshy you’ll immediately realize that she is anything but “shy” – in fact, ask her to show you what she can do with a 15″ long Polish sausage………..  When Twiceshy first showed me her new header logo for Bullseye Sex I knew it was missing something so I took aim and added the “splatter” for her – Bullseye by Mr. Richard!

Sheepguy was the first person to take me under his wing when I got started in porn four years ago.   Sheepguy runs Young Smut’s Amateur Page (no, you won’t find any sheep here) but you will find a buttload of hot young amateurs spreading their teen pussies for the first time for the world to see. Sheepguy’s approach to listing is unique and very surfer friendly – even if it’s a bit dated ;-) – and if you were wondering how he got named Sheepguy – Click Here (note: MML would reject this post for having a “blind link”)

Note – this is the last conversation I had with Sheepguy:
[20:55] <PapaGMP> what link text do you want on that sheep link? “amateur sheep”?
[20:55] <Sheepbuild> sure, I never paid any of them  ;)
[20:56] <Sheepbuild> except the one from France
[20:56] <PapaGMP> Couldn’t resist the accent eh?
[20:56] <Sheepbuild> works every time for me ;)
[20:57] <Sheepbuild> le baaa
[20:57] <PapaGMP> lol

And last – but defiantly not least; Mr. Mary Lou (affectionately known as MML) is one of the icons in the free porn listing business.   MML runs Amateur Nipples and reviews for a few of the best link lists in the porn world. MML is the host of the weekly webmasters radio show and probably the toughest reviewer in the business – expect only the best amateur porn on his site or any site that he reviews for. MML has given me dozens of tips that have helped me in delivering the best amateur porn on the internet and is a driving factor in the quality of the product of hundreds of porn webmasters.

Dude – All I Did Was Fuck Your Girlfriend – Get Over It!

Jezzzzzz,  some stupid fuckers just don’t get it that all girls need a big cock sometimes. Dude, it’s not that she wanted to marry me, she was just tired of fucking her your tiny cock so she would stop by when you were at work and let me fuck her tiny little pussy. In fact, after stretching her tiny little cunt out to fit a real cock, I sent the little whore back to you so she could feel sorry for you and your tiny little cock.

Damn - look how tiny her pussy is ;-)

Damn – look how tiny her pussy was 😉

Damn dude, good thing the little whore let me film me fucking her or I wouldn’t be able to share these pictures of your precious little Holie-Marie with you. She sure has a sweet little pussy – and tight as hell – at least it feels that way to a “real” cock. Bet you can’t wait to see me stuff my fat 9″ cock deep in her little cunt. Of course, It’s only proper that I let your girl suck on my big fucking dick before I split her wide open with it.

Poor girl almost choked on my cock

Poor girl almost choked on my cock

Of course, she’s not used to sucking on a “man-sized” cock so she struggled getting all of my cock in her mouth but she did do a pretty good job considering what she had to work with at home. Myabe you should loan her out to me more often so she can “practice” giving head to a real man.

But girls will be girls and what they really want is a big fat man-cock deep in their little cunts – and who am I to let a lady down?

Damn - your girlfriend really does have a tiny cunt

Damn – your girlfriend really does have a tiny cunt

She did moan a little as i rammed my huge throbbing cock deep in her shaved little cunt but they were moans of pleasure. In fact, she was backing onto my cock as I took this picture – special for you – you should be grateful that I’m so fucking thoughtful. If you want to hear he moans, you’ll have to get your own fucking membership to cuz dude, the moaning ain’t free.

Poor girl - my big cock is hurting her - NOT!

Poor girl – my big cock is hurting her – NOT!

Dude – does she moan in pain as you thrust your tiny little cock in the direction of her pussy or doe she fake it – pretend she’s feeling something when you’re barely tickling the edges. Well, for reference, look closely at her face, this is the face a girl makes when her pussy is being filled with the cock of a real man.

Your girlfriend with my fat old 9" cock deep in her tiny cunt

Your girlfriend with my fat old 9

In fact, her face is priceless when she has all 9″ of my fat fucking cock buried deep in her tiny little cunt – did I say that she likes me to play with her puffy little clit while I fuck her? Maybe you should try that – she sure loved it when I did it – but then again, it’s probably not the same without the big cock banging against her cervix – but what do i know?

Now dude, don’t be gettin all butt-hurt cuz I really didn’t do your girl no harm – she was loving it the whole time. In fact, I figured you would love to see the smile on her face after I shot a huge load of my hot sticky cum allover her belly and little shaved pussy.

Your girl with my cum all over her belly

Your girl with my cum all over her belly

Of course, you can feel free to get a membership – then you can watch the entire video of me fucking your girlfriend – in fact, I’m feeling nice today so i’ll throw in a bonas membershit to my other two sites; and so you can watch all the videos of me fuckin your little sweety.

Now thank the nice old man for taking such good car of your girl.

It’s A Week For Cock Suckers

I just finished editing a video of some dumb fucker that couldn’t finish – and I was thinking to myself, damn boy, if it were me getting a blowjob from Abre, I would have blown hot cum all over the little cunt’s face. But some guys just ain’t cut out to be porn stars.

cock sucking teens

cock sucking teens

Mr. Richard’s Neighborhood Friends – Anistaija

I waited a long time to get a chick as sexy as Anistaija to suck my cock – and fuck me, she did a fine job.

Anistaija Sucks Mr. Richard's Cock

Anistaija Sucks Mr. Richard’s Cock

This cute neighbor girl made the mistake of wrecking her brother’s car and not having a way to pay him back. Being the loving brother that he is, he brought her to me so I could audition her in her first hardcore porn video. I had a great time – and apparently she liked it enough to come back and do 30+ more videos for me. Anistaija has one of the cutest little asses and tightest teen pussies so she was a real joy to fuck. Amazing how such a petite little thing can take so much cock. You can see Anistaija on all three of Mr. Richard’s sites: Bring Me Your Sister, Glass Mannequin, and Real Colorado Girls.

Mr. Richard’s Neighborhood Friends – Aerynn

Now I like big butts more than the next guy and Aerynn has one of the finest round asses I’ve ever had the pleasure of fucking. But that aside, this big booty girl knows how to do more than just fuck, she gives awesome head! Whip your cock out boys cuz this goth slut can suck cock!

Goth Bitch Sucks My Cock

Goth Bitch Sucks My Cock

Of course – I fucked the little goth slut – or was it in my dreams? Maybe you’ll just have to check the Glass Mannequin site to see if I really fucked Aerynn or if I was just dreaming.

Mr. Richard’s Neighborhood Friends – Violet

The little sluts in my neighborhood are all little cocksuckers. Some better than others! But at least they suck cock – and let me film it!


Violet Sucks Mr. Richard\'s Cock

Violet Sucks Mr. Richard’s Cock

In this video, I had taken Violet to the titty bar and she got in trouble for biting the strippers titties. So I decided to “punish” her. I was a little worried that she would bite my cock but as it turns out, she really knows how to suck a guys cock. In fact, I had to hold back so I that I could fuck her tight little teenage pussy.

Mr. Richard’s Neighborhood Friends – Holie-Marie

Mmm Holie-Marie – I fucking thought she was going to choke to death. That would just suck to have a dead girl in my yard – but as luck would have it, none of her gagging was fatal.

Holie Marie Sucks Mr. Richard's Cock

Holie Marie Sucks Mr. Richard's Cock

If you had been at my house that night, you would have sworn that someone was getting killed but relax, it was just Hoile-Marie gagging and screaming as I shoved my huge cock in her mouth and super tight teen pussy. You really should check out the full video!

Mr. Richard’s Neighborhood Friends – Cheyenne

Cheyenne is another neighborhood cocksucker. Or is that hyphenated (cock-sucker)?

Cheyenne Sucks Mr. Richard's Cock

Cheyenne Sucks Mr. Richard's Cock

Either way, she does a wonderful job of sucking the cum out of my throbbing cock. This Colorado teen sucked me in the hot tub then again in my tipi. To see her at her best, you need to check her and her friends out on my web site –

It’s great to fuck the neighbor girls!

Who Likes To Wallpaper?

Well not actually put wallpaper on a wall but put new and on your desktop. is a good friend of mine and she continues to put out some of the finest that I’ve ever run across. She runs this cool blog called aDigital-Fantasy and you really should check it out. One of my favorites is this one:



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